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Old 08-23-2011, 10:09pm   #1
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... because I am lazy. I forgot that the basement bathroom is broken but was too drunk/lazy to walk upstairs. So, I turned on the water and pissed in the sink. Flame suit on.

I can get away with this because Mrs. P. is out of town on business. I should not be so lazy.
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Old 08-23-2011, 10:10pm   #2
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... because I am lazy. I forgot that the basement bathroom is broken but was too drunk/lazy to walk upstairs. So, I turned on the water and pissed in the sink. Flame suit on.

I can get away with this because Mrs. P. is out of town on business. I should not be so lazy.
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good on ya dude.


personally, I best enjoy draining the dragon outside while leaning against a tree...especially in the cool evening air.

just seems to flow more natural...the way God intended.
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Good thing you didn't need to crap.
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We may as well just turn this into a bar thread...I am not sure where else it could go.

This is not the sort of thing that could end up in PRC.
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Pics of the sink?
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She never checks here...I can pee wherever I want to pee.
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wasn't that song in The Sound of Music?
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You're a lucky man.

When you are out, and she is home.....
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I don't know what's wrong with him.
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Pee is sterile. Really.
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Just be sure to flush and lower the lid.
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Pee is sterile. Really.
I was once told that after a penis piercing, your own urine is to be used to keep the pierced area clean and germ free.
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Once it is flushed - it and the water you used - is above the drinkability standards.
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I only do that when I'm really drunk because I hate the feel of cold porcelain on my balls.

Peeing in the shower on the other hand....
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