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11-27-2023, 5:38pm | #1 | ||||||
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It's Munday......
It's punday!!!
What is an alligator's favorite Mexican dish? Croc-a-mole!! What do you call an alligator that hides in the shadows? A sneakigator. What did one alligator say to the other alligator when they saw a human? Tastes like chicken!!! I'm still too funny!!!������ |
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11-27-2023, 5:40pm | #2 | ||||||
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^^^WRONG^^^
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11-27-2023, 5:43pm | #3 | ||||||
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What do you call a disabled gator,,, a UF alumni!!
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What’s the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
A croc says “see you later” The gator says “after while” |
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11-27-2023, 7:16pm | #8 |
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I want my clik back....
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One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he managed for sex.
"What's that?" he asked. She explained to him what sex was and he said, "Oh, Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree." Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong! I will show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothes, laid down on the ground, and spread her legs. "Here," she said, pointing, "You must put it in here." Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an almighty kick in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp, "What the hell did you do that for?" "Tarzan check for bees." While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man's balls. To avoid a huge malpractice suit, he decides to replace the missing ball with an onion. Several weeks later, the patient returned for a checkup. "How's your sex life?" the doctor asked. "Pretty good," the man said, to the doctor's relief. But then he added, "I've had some strange side effects." "What's that that?" the doctors asked anxiously. "Well, every time I piss, my eyes water. When my wife gives me a blow job, she gets heartburn. And every time I pass a hamburger stand, I get a hard-on." |
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