Tech support funny...or not...

[zeek]

The young woman who submitted the tech support message below (about her relationship to her husband) presumably did it as a joke. Then she got a reply that was way too good to keep to herself. The tech support people's love advice was hilarious and genius!
The query:
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as: NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do.
Signed: Desperate
The response (that came weeks later out of the blue):
Dear Desperate,
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.
Please enter command: I thought you loved me.html and try to download Tears 6.2. Do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. However, remember, overuse of the Tears application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download Snoring Loudly Beta version.
Whatever you do, DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Mother-In-Law 1.0 as it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.
In addition, please do not attempt to re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0.
Good Luck
Tech Support

[Murray]

Not

But 20 yrs ago it was hilarious

[Bill]

Originally Posted by Murray

Not

But 20 yrs ago it was hilarious

Lighten up, Francis. Mrvette just sent it to him yesterday, OK?

[MikeB]

DR.TL

[higgyburners]

Originally Posted by Murray

Not

But 20 yrs ago it was hilarious

I always thought Canadians had a good sense of humor

[TheHammer]

time for the "home" Zeek

[ZipZap]

Originally Posted by bill_daniels

Lighten up, Francis. Mrvette just sent it to him yesterday, OK?

Yeah, and Zeek Portered the pic Gene sent!

[Strats-N-Vettes]

Originally Posted by bill_daniels

Lighten up, Francis. Mrvette just sent it to him yesterday, OK?

Originally Posted by ZipZap

Yeah, and Zeek Portered the pic Gene sent!

Originally Posted by TheHammer

time for the "home" Zeek

[Frankie the Fink]

Originally Posted by Murray

Not

But 20 yrs ago it was hilarious

I think I first heard it in 1996.....

[zeek]

I added the "or not" for a reason. Compared to some of the funnies posted here, this one isnt all that bad....

I cant believe you dummies read the whole thing...I would have asked for cliffs...

[LATB]

It was a bit labored and the payoff wasn't really there.

[Strats-N-Vettes]

Originally Posted by LATB

It was a bit labored and the payoff wasn't really there.

More sizzle than steak...

[MikeB]

Originally Posted by MikeB

DR.TL

Originally Posted by zeek

I cant believe you dummies read the whole thing...I would have asked for cliffs...

[CurtP]

How about this oldie?

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