Hey Spence

[99 pewtercoupe]

good and not so good lawyer jokes over there
https://www.corvetteforum.com/forums...er-joke-2.html

Most I have heard before but some new to me....

A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway. Walking toward his ball, he saw a man lying on the ground, groaning with pain.

"I'm an attorney," the wincing man said, "and this is going to cost you $5000."

"I'm sorry, I'm really sorry," the concerned golfer replied. "But I did yell 'fore'."

"I'll take it," the attorney said.

[lspencer534]

Actually, I like lawyer jokes...and some of those are pretty good!

[Hoog]

A man and his young son are sitting at the counter of a diner...dad is finishing his coffee, his son is playing with some loose change. Suddenly the boy is acting very distraught and his father realizes he's choking. Dad tries in vain to clear his throat and starts to panic.

A sharply dressed woman sitting in a nearby booth notices what's going on, quietly stands up, and walks over to the boy. She spins around his stool and grabs the young man by the testicles.

Slowly she starts to squeeze...gently at first, but with ever increasing pressure. As she is really clamping down, suddenly the child convulses and coughs up a quarter he had been playing with. The woman deftly snatches the coin out of the air, puts it in her pocket, and starts to walk back to her table.

The father is absolutely stunned at what he has just witnessed, and a says, "Ma'am, that is the most unbelievable thing I've ever seen! Are you some kind of doctor?"

"No" she says, "I'm a divorce attorney"