The (CFOT) plumber...

[lspencer534]

Plumber: *Ding-dong!

Woman: "Oh, you're finally here! I have no idea why, but my shower doesn't work."

Plumber: "All right, let me take a look at that, Ma'am. (They go to the shower) Yeah...see here--the pipes are all crossed. I'm gonna have to take out the wall to work on it. Might take a couple of days."

Woman: "That's all right. I'm sorry I have just a towel on. You see, I was going to take a shower, but only cold water came out, so I put on a towel and waited for you. I hope that doesn't make you nervous."

Plumber: "No, Ma'am. You'd be surprised how often this sort of thing happens. showers are always malfunctioning. I take my job very seriously. I work to save the people of out Great City from faulty plumbing...for I am PLUMBERMAN!".

Woman: "Hahaha! You're very funny! You know you can take your time. My husband's out of time, and a girl like me gets lonely. You want me to fix you a drink?".

Plumber: "No, Ma'am. I need to be as sober as possible if I'm going to fix this shower. If I screw up, the house could flood. This is a very serious job, Ma'am."

Woman: "Well, you know we could have a little fun now and then (grabs the plumber's penis). Wow! You do have a big one!".

Plumber: "That I do, Ma'am. I have all the best tools. Like this monkey wrench: Had her for 20 years. She's never let me down."

Woman: "OMG...I'm so horny! Let me suck that cock!".

Plumber: "Sure thing, Ma'am. As long as I fix these pipes. This is a very serious job."

[If I had a mean bone in my body, I would have changed this to Red fixing a small engine...or Thomas taking dog pictures...or Snakeplissken saving the World...or me "improving" a Barbie....]

Woman:

[DAB]

Cut and paste fail.

[lspencer534]

Originally Posted by DAB

Cut and paste fail.

Should I re-title it to "The woodworker makes a house call"?

[Milton Fox]

[RED-85-Z51]

Fixing small engines is very serious business though...Failure to keep a focused mind on the job at hand can result in personal injury, Id ask her ot get dressed and let me work, or im leaving, she can call some cheap mower slut to come dink around on her shit...

[DukeAllen]

Originally Posted by RED-85-Z51

Fixing small engines is very serious business though...Failure to keep a focused mind on the job at hand can result in personal injury, Id ask her ot get dressed and let me work, or im leaving, she can call some cheap mower slut to come dink around on her shit...

That's why you'll die a virgin. The real solution is you bang her pipes first, then you fix her plumbing