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Old 05-03-2024, 12:22pm   #1
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I'm never eating these God forsaken things again. Stomach hurts like hell and gas that can peel paint off the wall!
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I bet you smell like shit, too.
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7.8/10 Solid mid level effort, might read thread again
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Why the hell would you ingest such nasty garbage? What goes through a fella's mind?
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I'm never eating these God forsaken things again. Stomach hurts like hell and gas that can peel paint off the wall!
Did you Gunite the wall, or were you able to make it onto the toilet seat in time?
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Did you Gunite the wall, or were you able to make it onto the toilet seat in time?
I don't know, I didn't stand up yet.
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I bet you smell like shit, too.
It's inevitable.
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I'm never eating these God forsaken things again. Stomach hurts like hell and gas that can peel paint off the wall!
You do know that ramps are leeks, so if you got cramps from ramps, then leaks from leeks are inevitable.

Prepare accordingly.
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7.8/10 Solid mid level effort, might read thread again
It's a lot more interesting than your coffee mug "Thread [not] of the Year."
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It's inevitable.
*inebitable
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I'm never eating these God forsaken things again. Stomach hurts like hell and gas that can peel paint off the wall!
You probably picked a similar-looking plant called false hellebore, which is poisonous.
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*inebitable
Do you have a lithp?
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You do know that ramps are leeks, so if you got cramps from ramps, then leaks from leeks are inevitable.

Prepare accordingly.
The leekage is much better today.
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Is that supposed to be music ?
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Do you have a lithp?
@Swany00 can translate for you
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@Swany00 can translate for you
not sure they'd graspy the funny
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*inebitable
* inedible
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