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Old Today, 4:18pm   #1
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Default This will live in things up... Merge lanes

For all you idiots who merge 3 miles before the merge point and sit in traffic for 45 minutes while I zip by and slide in at the merge point.

https://www.mlive.com/public-interes...ans-roads.html

Today I saw these signs in Michigan for the first time when there's a merge it says to use the zipper method.
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Yup
Zipping takes an instant whereas unzipping seems to take forever
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Good luck in most areas with somebody letting you over is the issue.
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Zip merging in today's angry environment will create a lot of road rage.
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Idiots? Funny, that's what I once thought when driving in traffic was a regular occurance.

Looking back, I don't know wtf I was thinking sitting in that crap for what amounts to days, when adding up all the hours.
It sucked 20yrs ago. I cannot imagine what it must be like today with even more self-indulged stupid people distracted on the highways.
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Once motorists recognize it is OBC, they wave me in.
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my most favoritest thing is when I'm zipper merging and a smol pp douche in a large pickup has to get ahead on the shoulder.
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for those that don't merge early and try to cut-in-line at the last moment...

here is how I signal them:
















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For all you idiots who merge 3 miles before the merge point and sit in traffic for 45 minutes while I zip by and slide in at the merge point.
Unless some clueless asshole trucker blocks you and won't let you pass.
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Zip merging in today's angry environment will create a lot of road rage.
The irony is the people who get enraged when someone does the zipper merge are the same people who block the passing lane for mile after mile.
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For all you idiots who merge 3 miles before the merge point and sit in traffic for 45 minutes while I zip by and slide in at the merge point.

https://www.mlive.com/public-interes...ans-roads.html

Today I saw these signs in Michigan for the first time when there's a merge it says to use the zipper method.
What you are describing is not "zipping" courteously when a construction zone is being approached - its being an azzhat..
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What I see, and have sometimes been guilty of, is people trying to get into a turn only lane at the last minute from the "go straight" lane, like a swoop and squat. Having said that, if I misjudge things and there's no space big enough to merge into, I'll just admit defeat and go to the next exit, and try another way.

As i get older, though, I usually just sit it out, knowing well ahead of time the lane I need to be in.
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Good luck aceing me out that way.
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What I see, and have sometimes been guilty of, is people trying to get into a turn only lane at the last minute from the "go straight" lane, like a swoop and squat.
The related move is drivers on the on-ramp to a crowded freeway bypassing multiple merge opportunities in order to queue-jump as many cars as possible before finally merging in at the last possible moment.
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For all you idiots who merge 3 miles before the merge point and sit in traffic for 45 minutes while I zip by and slide in at the merge point.

https://www.mlive.com/public-interes...ans-roads.html

Today I saw these signs in Michigan for the first time when there's a merge it says to use the zipper method.
The zipper method is the correct method.
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another supporter of the zipper method
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Motorcycles are a cheat code for traffic.
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There are two kinds of drivers: Those who know how to zipper merge, and those who are wrong.

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