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Acute Angina
A prostitute is recently diagnosed with heart trouble but decides to go to "work" anyway.
She is approached by a potential customer and tells him, "It's gonna be 50 dollars, but I have to tell you, I have acute angina." He replies, "Well I hope so, because your face is kind of ugly." |
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That's funny right there!
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A guy and his wife are in Vegas for the weekend.
She is tired and decides to take a nap, but meanwhile while she is sleeping the hubby meets a beautiful hooker and he tells her he only has $20 to spend, she says no thanks and just laughs.. Fast forward a few hours later he gets tired of playing Blackjack and goes to go wake his wife for dinner. But yeah you guessed it, on the way down from the fourth floor the elevator stops on the second floor and the hooker gets in. She kinda smiles at him, then laffs again.. and says, yeah... see what you get for a $20? 
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