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Old 06-09-2024, 8:09am   #1
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The bears hide their food!
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Old 06-09-2024, 8:38am   #2
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With those short, stumpy arms, there is no way she can wash all of herself.
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Somebody's got to paint a stripe on that babe so we can tell
if she's walking or rolling....
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Old 06-09-2024, 8:55am   #4
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''So when Ms Alabama goes camping'' they attach wheels to her feet and get a truck to tow her!
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I remember smaller women orbiting around her during the beauty pageant.

If she wears yellow, school kids try to board her.

Back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

She wore a Malcom X shirt and helicopters tried to land on her.

When her boyfriend wants to get some, he hangs it in on one side and hopes the other side gets jealous and moves closer.

More to follow.
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Y'all should be ashamed for fat shaming that girl. She's probably got a wonderful personality.
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Old 06-09-2024, 10:37am   #7
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Ms. Maryland is a transgender

Ms. Alabama is a cow.

Remember when beauty pageants actually had beautiful women? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
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Ms. Maryland is a transgender

Ms. Alabama is a cow.

Remember when beauty pageants actually had beautiful women? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Democrat voters get their panties in a twist if the "women" in the pageants don't all have penises these days.

They are very "enlightened" and "progressive".
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What is amazing is how current society is mostly accepting of this crap and forcing you too if they can. Like some man dressing in girl's school bathroom exposing his junk to teenagers.

Before cameras and cheesy lawyers in every strip mall, one of those girls' brothers, fathers, boyfriends would catch such a clown and "tune him up" and that would be the end of that sh!t.
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With those short, stumpy arms, there is no way she can wash all of herself.
She lives near a walk-thru car wash.
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This is a buiishit pagent, not the real one you think it is!

https://1819news.com/news/item/whats...l-miss-alabama
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she wears her own tent.
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Y'all should be ashamed for fat shaming that girl. She's probably got a wonderful personality.
That's what my Mom used to say........9 out of 10 times she was wrong.
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When she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house….
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The democrats have ruined everything.
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Shhhhhhh. That’s Porter Sister. Ie. @Hardluck
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Old 06-09-2024, 5:01pm   #17
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her blood type is GRAVY
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Old 06-09-2024, 5:13pm   #18
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Fat girls have the WORST personalities of the girls I have known. They are usually outspoken and egotistical and think they are much smarter than everyone else.
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Fat girls have the WORST personalities of the girls I have known. They are usually outspoken and egotistical and think they are much smarter than everyone else.
In other words, a typical Commucrat
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She isn't that appealing; I am saving myself for Lizzo...
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