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The difference between Women and Men...
1. WOMEN
A group of girlfriends are on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only". Since the are without their boyfriends or husbands, the decide to go in. The bouncer, who happens to be a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works: "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. Its easy to decide because each floor has a sign telling you what's inside. The catch is once you go up to the next floor, there is no going back down, so your decisions are to stay on the current floor whose options are listed on the sign or go to the next floor up, Do you understand?" They say, "Yes". So they go up to the first floor and the sign reads, "All the men on this floor are plain and short." The friends laugh and without hesitation they move to the next floor. The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men her are short and attractive." Still, this isn't good enough so the friends continue on up. They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain". They still want to do better, so knowing there are two floors left they continue on up. On the fourth floor, everything is perfect; the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and they are going in when they realize there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor. There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here." 2. MEN Meanwhile a group of men go to a 5-story hotel. The receptionist tells them that they must oblige to the same rules, and they agree. The men go to the first floor which has a sign that reads, "All women on this floor have big boobs". The men are interested but decide to go on to the next floor. The 2nd story sign says, "All the women on this floor have big boobs and love beer". So far no man has gone to the third floor. |
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Damn Tim, you're amazing! Where do you find all this stuff?
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