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View Poll Results: How are bread twist ties supposed to be used?
Clockwise, just like God intended 15 75.00%
Counterclockwise, please don't judge 0 0%
I don't need no stinkin' twist tie, I just twist and fold over the bag. I'm a rebel. 3 15.00%
I eat pie, not bread. 2 10.00%
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Old 12-21-2023, 12:17pm   #1
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Righty ****ing tighty you communist morons who do it backwards.
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I prefer those little plastic horse collar type thingies.
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Eight twists to the right, separate the ends, then twist those to the left 5 times. Keeps the MIL out of the bread.
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Eight twists to the right, separate the ends, then twist those to the left 5 times. Keeps the MIL out of the bread.
The right...the left...that's political!
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The right...the left...that's political!

Humanoid 2.0 would report you to the Mods over there.

Anything except throwing the twist ties away and folding the bag over is gay.
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Humanoid 2.0 would report you to the Mods over there.

Anything except throwing the twist ties away and folding the bag over is gay.
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Machines put them on wrong and don't honor righty tighty.
I don't reuse them though, bags get binder clips at home and cords get Velcro straps.
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Leftovers are for peasants
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Some people don't actually finish a whole loaf of bread in one sitting
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I prefer those little plastic horse collar type thingies.
I keep several of them in a kitchen draw and when I get something with a twisty on it, I throw away the twist tie and put the "horse collar" on.
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Clockwise. To the right, just like my politics.
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Righty ****ing tighty you communist morons who do it backwards.
and I'm left handed !
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I'm a southpaw. You're bass ackwards
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I'm a southpaw. You're bass ackwards
According to my understanding of string theory, left handed people still turn things clockwise to tighten
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I don't reuse them though, bags get binder clips at home and cords get Velcro straps.
Like your shoes?
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According to my understanding of string theory, left handed people still turn things clockwise to tighten
Except G spots
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Like your shoes?
What's worse? Slip on loafers or velcro straps
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