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Old 08-29-2013, 4:04pm   #1
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Watching the Bristol race from sunday, and they show the in-car camera from Jeff Burton's car...

Roommate: OMG, WHY DOES HE HAVE A CAT IN THE CAR WITH HIM???

Apex: What? He doesn't have a cat in the car.

Roommate: He does, it said "Jeff Burton, Cat On Board!"

Apex: HAHAHHAHAHAHAH... WHEEZE... HAHAHAHA...
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I guess you had to be there.
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I guess you had to be there.
Burton drives the Caterpillar sponsored car, so his in-car camera is called The Cat On Board...

Last time this happened, I was watching a race and the commentators were discussing a driver and mentioned that he "raced midgets in his off time"... roommate goes "If he's normal size, that's not really fair."
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Burton drives the Caterpillar sponsored car, so his in-car camera is called The Cat On Board...
Ya, I got it but didn't really think it was funny. I see stupid everyday, so this would be par for the course.
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Ya, I got it but didn't really think it was funny. I see stupid everyday, so this would be par for the course.
Oh, she ain't stupid, just ignorant of racing and how it's broadcast.
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since Bart is busy....[Bart] pics of brilliant roomie? [/Bart]
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since Bart is busy....[Bart] pics of brilliant roomie? [/Bart]
She has politely refused several times, and she's still mad at me, so I'm not asking again.
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She has politely refused several times, and she's still mad at me, so I'm not asking again.
Ohhhhh !!!! It was your room mate!
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Watching the Bristol race from sunday, and they show the in-car camera from Jeff Burton's car...

Roommate: OMG, WHY DOES HE HAVE A CAT IN THE CAR WITH HIM???

Apex: What? He doesn't have a cat in the car.

Roommate: He does, it said "Jeff Burton, Cat On Board!"

Apex: HAHAHHAHAHAHAH... WHEEZE... HAHAHAHA...
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Old 08-29-2013, 4:34pm   #10
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Hey DAB .......
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Watching MotoGP...

Commentator: "... and Randy DePuniet finishes fifth..."

Roommate: "Does that mean horny p*ssy in French?"

Apex: "What?"

Roommate: "Randy DePooonyay!"

Now when she sees bikes racing, she asks how Horny P*ssy is doing.
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Watching MotoGP...

Commentator: "... and Randy DePuniet finishes fifth..."

Roommate: "Does that mean horny p*ssy in French?"

Apex: "What?"

Roommate: "Randy DePooonyay!"
All right!! Pics of room mate !!!


She's da funny!
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you need to have her join here.....it would be a riot....
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Sorry guys, she says no, and with her no means "or I'll cut you open and take out something important."

She's an Ex-Navy OR Nurse, specializing in orthopedics, and served at Gitmo in the 70's/80's. Her friends are all Marines and doctors that know how to make a person hurt bad.

Plus she knows where I sleep.
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Sorry guys, she says no, and with her no means "or I'll cut you open and take out something important."

She's an Ex-Navy OR Nurse, specializing in orthopedics, and served at Gitmo in the 70's/80's. Her friends are all Marines and doctors that know how to make a person hurt bad.

Plus she knows where I sleep.
And she differs from Need A Vet How?

My woman bosses favorite saying is, "I'll rip your face off"

I love when she says that to me....
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...and served at Gitmo in the 70's/80's.
Doing the age math resulted in a conflict with my mental image of "roommate."
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Doing the age math resulted in a conflict with my mental image of "roommate."
Nuttin' wrong with a girl with no teeth for a night.....
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Probably likes chicken too

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Last time this happened, I was watching a race and the commentators were discussing a driver and mentioned that he "raced midgets in his off time"... roommate goes "If he's normal size, that's not really fair."
Now that's funny!
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