I went to the very best Golf Club in FL yesterday.
Beautiful place, expansive and expensive, entrance was very impressive, landscaping was top-tier, parking valet was extremely courteous.
As I walked up to the pro shop I ask what was the earliest available tee time.
The gentleman at the counter asked for my Club Membership Number, to which I replied I did not have one, as I was not a member.
He told me there are no tee times for me today, or any other day, and for me to leave immediately.
He also advised he was calling the cops on me for trespassing.
And the lesson is,,,
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