At my work golf outing a few years ago. We were in the fair way around a slight bend with a slight hill. A ball rolled up so my buddy laid down next to the ball with his hat beside him. Me and my other two buddies were standing around him with our hands on our heads saying "John, wake up...wake up" and "I don't think he's breathing". The other guys crested the hill and saw us and we can here them say "oh chit" as they veered away from us and pulled a u-turn to collect their thoughts. They slowly drove back over and my buddies still laying there and the guys are saying "Oh, god, I'm so sorry did anyone call 911?". My buddy pops up and they're stunned and silent for a few seconds and then we all busted out laughing.
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