07-31-2020, 6:06pm
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Barn Stall Owner #6969 NCM Supporter '11, '12,'17,'20
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Thomas
I think I'd have to pass on all five.
#1 is so damn lazy she can't even button her shorts.
#2 has a tattoo on her ass.
#3 has a gun pointed at her vagina which tells me stay away. Not to mention the hat.
#4 is crosseyed.
#5 looks like her chin quit growing in the 5th grade.
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Therein is why you can't get laid. I guess you will just have to lower your standards until they meet them.
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