Holy crap, is this an actual thread gone wild in C4. Haven't seen one of them in a while. It shore enough has it all.
Smut:
"Dog shit?"
"Cat piss ain't no treat either"
Sex:
"an inflatable girlfriend"
"2 dollar whores"
"I get the 53 foot tower up"
Violence:
"Azz Kicking Rebelious Ex-Teachers"
Hell even the cops showed up:
"They scare me over there"
Now thats the VBC4 I remember.