I'm with Peabody, it's a short list of dumbkoff sheit I DIDN'T do with a rather lengthy roster of those I did.
Some stupidity I dodged, in spite of myself:
1. Almost married the wrong girl
2. Ummm... damn, can't think of any others right now
In terms of brushes with death/disaster, far too many to list, but that's a different thread.
Scott