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Old 02-25-2021, 7:50am   #7777
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Can you believe it's almost March ?

Not even a year since the 15 days to stop the spread was unleashed upon the sheeple to stay hunkered down and to close the economy . . .

And here we are today . . .

Without Micro Processors for Automobiles, IB4 Snide, and in the Grips of Global Warming as the 2 feet of snow on the ground lost a few inches as Temps Cracked above Freezing for the first time this year . . .

The Days are getting longer . . .

Gasoline is getting moar expensive and we haven't even switched over to the higher priced " Summer Blend " yet

The Ice Shelf is still out there ( it's a regional thing )

Hop Slam is at least out on Tap, but not too impressed this year . . .
Seemed like a carbonated mess from a micro brewery gone awry and worth the hype or extra priced for smaller glass on the value to ABV buzz-o-meter to enjoyment scale

Our NCAA BB Team has only cracked the top 25 once this year, presently at 28 depending on the Ken Pom / AP / USA Today / Coaches Poles of Legalized Sports betting on amateur athletics sponsored by Pizza Hut and Taco Bell

Eyebrows seem to get a little rambunctious when left unattended to when spacing out visits to the Sly Ghetto Barber Shop of Grooming of Urban Males desiring those Viking TV Show from History Hair Doos crossed with the Modern take on a Pompadore with a few Dread Locks for Weed Creed out on the Streets

My Plastic Snow Shovel wore down quite a bit this year from added friction on the Concrete

My Fancy Work Clothes for those meetings one held in a Conference Room are gathering dust and skin dander in the closet as this this Work from Home thing allows id to get away with less dercernible Buznit attire

Spell Correct function still eludes me

Skateboard injuries to the knuckles from failed Handstands in the 80s still effects wear mind goes and fingers too fo that madder on the key broads

Look over there

Where

Here comes Gene or is it Jean with her New Boyfriend

Staring out my window as my caffeine grows Cold

Power Assist Steps on Luxury SUVs don't like the Ice and cold and those slush build ups on the fender wells

This malfunction has caused me a bit of aggravation as I say F it and live the Slade looking all Ghetto with one up and 1 down . .

But who can really see both sides of it 1 time unless you have an over head drone

The Impending Freeze / Thaw cycle will wreak havoc on the Patio Block Pavers

It will cause moar weeds to grown in the enlarged un level crevices this spring

I'm not part of the Round up Law Suit so I'll need to pull the carefully by hand to get all the root

or just weed whack 'em while the gain hold under the pavers with the Ants that leave the sand piles

The local of Gaggle of Geese that got frozen outta their ponds have found the little bit grass from the thawing snow runoff in the lower swampy valley ravine and drainage swales and ditches on the A/E Estate and Marina of Sand wash out and Frozen Ice Shelf ( It's a regional thing )

Have my Barn Bucks accrued enough interest

who here has lost interest

I gott a go

As wilbur once said in the Barn . . .

this Orwellean night mare will have a long dark winter as the glorious sun rises over the frozen pot holes and frost heaves ( it's a local barn thing )

Make it great one Friends

time to pArTy oN and make somebody sum Money Whilst ,one gets taxed to support those against me

Whacked I tell ya - -

Makes one wanna

just

cry

out

Back home again . . In In....

( It's a regional thing )

C U at the March Madness . .

I'll be

We can get there earlier if need be . . .

The Red Screen has Machines for this in their Bar
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