I told the vet I was trying to get my rooster to lift weights. She told me if my cock got any bigger, it would be dangerous.
I still don't know if we were talking about the same thing.
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Wife comes back from the gynecologist and says to her husband:
“Honey, I have sad news – the gynecologist told me not have sex for three weeks.”
Husband: “and what did the dentist say?”
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This kid at my nephew's birthday party shit his pants and had to go home early.
I'm seriously considering this option
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