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Old 03-11-2021, 2:11pm   #39
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Originally Posted by ThomasTheGiraffe View Post
"Hubbs" Cuck.
"Thicccc" Disgusting fatbody.
"Tiger stripes" Stretch marks.
"Sweet baby basket" Gunt.

In other words; I'm married but my husband won't touch me because I'm a disgusting fatbody. He couldn't care less if a get a little side action because it'll get me out of the house and away from him. My hobbies include eating and reading. I'm a mom but my child would rather walk ten miles home from school than having me pick him up as his friends will throw cheeseburgers at me.
So then, you're still in?
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