Dear Mr. Moderator.
It has come to our attention that certain members are still not flying the flag of Texberta. This is quite disturbing on a number of fronts. First, our founding fathers went to great lengths to ensure ample supplies of steak, beer, hooters, whisky, guns, more hooters, and fast cars, and yet certain folks don't seem to appreciate these liberties that have been bequeathed. Second, we have gone to great lengths to eradicate liberalism, entitlements, and Priuses. Third, a cat and dog scuffle is practically a given on any evening, so entertainment is abundant. There are a plethora of other reasons why our new Republic should be granted its due respect.
I therefore respectfully request that all freedom loving members commence flying the proud colors of Texberta. Thank you for your consideration.
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