In my late teens I worked in the shipping and receiving dept. of a super drug store. When a truck driver walked up to the receiving window to hand us his bill of lading, I would say what have you got for us?
There was one driver who hauled paper products, among which were feminine hygiene items. He always had clever names for such products. One day he had Kotex products, I asked what have you got today? He handed me his paperwork and said "Manhole covers."
