[BADRACR1]

So I had this, uh, gentleman call me yesterday about a part on his Nissan Titan. I asked for the last eight characters of his VIN to more accurately look up the part. He asked, "I can see that through the windshield, right?" I replied yes. He then said, "Okay. Here it is. A...1...R...8...A...G..." I stopped him by saying, "Woah, woah, woah. Not sure what that is but that isn't a Nissan VIN". A short silence, and then in a dumbfounded voice I got this reply: "Aww, crap. I'm spelling AIRBAG."
I burst out laughing. The guy sitting next to him burst out laughing and yelled out, "You retard!"
On some models the word "AIRBAG" is in white ink above the VIN.
And they breed. And vote.