[Defib1961]

Especially when they get pissed off. Got a call from one today and this was the way the call went

I am gonna be hunted down by this guy.

Telemarketer: we can wipe out your tax debt and save you money (I have no tax debt). Please hold the line for the next representative................

Telemarketer : Hello this is Randy. I understand you would like to eliminate your tax debt.

Me: RANDY!!! How are the kids?

R: Um, I dont have any kids

T: oh man I am sorry. I know y’all have been trying lately. Oh well.
So how is your husband?

R: My husband? DO I SOUND LIKE A GIRL TO YOU MF’er?!?!

T: Well to be honest your voice does sound a little more on the tenor side than it used to. Guess the hormone therapy is starting to work.

R: Listen man I don’t have a husband!

T: Ya know we all warned you two about that sex change crap and tried to convince you that you still wouldn’t be able to get pregnant. BUT YOU WOULDNT LISTEN!

R: ...........If I ever catch you........

T: Kinda hard to do that in your heels isn’t it?

Randy hung up. If I meet a guy wearing high heels named Randy , I just want all of you to know I never meant anyone any harm............well except for Randy