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Originally Posted by Kerrmudgeon
That's what the Heinekens are for! 
When I used to drink one of my favourite expressions was.... "I drink to make people interesting!"....so true in a lot of cases, especially when they're buying food and drink in your establishment. Feigning interest in inane banter is very trying.  |
When you're drinking, always wrap yourself in Bubble Wrap. Old people usually break bones when they fall.