I dug this up as it celebrates its 10 year anniversary on being posted over there...
Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius
(real men of genius)
Today we salute you, Mr. Corvette Off Topic Poster Guy.
(Mr. Corvette Off Topic Poster Guy)
Your mission in life is to get your post count one tick higher even when you have absolutely nothing to say
(I posted a smiley)
Sitting in your chair just waiting to own anyone that steps in to your line of fire
(S-T-F-U now)
Intelligent answers? You don’t need’em when a simple BS flag says it all
(How bout a jester?)
And even though you haven't left your house in 4 years and don’t even own a Corvette, this place makes you feel like you belong.
(I’m Fitting IN)
So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, oh commando of the keyboard and know that somewhere someday, your posts may actual matter to someone.
(Mr. Corvette Off Topic Poster Guy)
and Part II
Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius
(real men of genius)
Today we salute you, Mr. TMI for the forum guy.
(Mr. TMI for the forum guy)
You make it your mission to make your personal business, our general knowledge.
(Sharing is caring)
You washed your dog and clipped your toenails today and the only thing left to do is tell complete strangers about it electronically.
(I’ve got my CAPS LOCKED)
Too much information? Not when it concerns you and your e-friends you “gossip of the galaxies”
(I feel like I know you)
So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, Mr TMI for the forum guy, and be sure to tell us all how your wife is in bed. Or did you already?
(Mr. TMI for the forum guy)
III
Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius
(real men of genius)
Today we salute you, Mr. I Can Top That Story Guy.
(Mr. I can top that story guy)
Not only do you have the last word, but you invented the last word.
(It starts with two z’s)
There’s not a story you’ve heard that hasn’t been done bigger and better and most importantly… by YOU.
(I should wear a cape)
Chrome exhaust? You chromed a whole car. Halo’s been there done that. 6 second ¼ mile…you can RUN that fast
(in a carbon fiber t-shirt)
So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, Mr I can top that story guy. Even your disco porn mustache has a story to tell.
(Mr. I can top that story guy)
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