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Old 05-20-2011, 5:15pm   #25
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Originally Posted by Olustee bus View Post
A little off topic but it does influence my shrimp buying. Many years ago, I had a dream that I was in a grocery store and they had fresh shrimp to go. They were huge. kinda like an all day sucker but a shrimp.

I got me one and I was walking around the store, eating one. IT was good and then I looked down at the "vein". That sucker had a diameter of about 1 inch. I put that sumbich down and I have never bought Jumbo shrimp since.

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Dayum, man! Oh! You wanna meet women in the grocery store? Buy a lobster and get them to put it in a paper sack. The lobster claws at the sack while you walk around the grocery, and women just can't seem to resist asking what's in the sack.
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