09-06-2021, 2:29pm
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Explosive Salami
Stall Owner #1120.2520
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Not Ceasing & Desisting on the leeward side of Anger Island
Posts: 52,401
Thanks: 21,772
Thanked 27,978 Times in 11,827 Posts
Gameroom Barn Bucks: $9018209
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Originally Posted by SnikPlosskin
You know what? I think you are one of them because you left out a couple things.
Rule 3,458a: All members are required to have electric rectal probes inserted into anus so when certain trigger words are used (for example "cocksucker, mother****er, tits") a 120V 10 amp shock is delivered immediately. (Knooger apparently has brought down his entire city's grid).
Rule87893b: If one posts more than three posts about farts per week, they are required to have their man boobs waxed within 6 days or get a permanent infraction on your permanent record, permanently.
Rule 8,4857: (also known as "Doug's Rule"  ) if anyone says anything, always take the opposite position and defend it until either (a) death or (b) shitting one's pants. |
Doesn't Doug shit on the roof?
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