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Originally Posted by A/E
HR Dept at IB got my Certified Vax Card Scan ~
I'm eligible for a $mall cash bonus, and 3 free immunity passes from banishment to AI on VBF
I offered them to swap them the 3 Immunity Passes if they would parole Kewl Fiddy early . . .
It is under review with the Parole Board, pending a hearing date.
In other IB Executive Decision Tidbits . . . .
YadKareNNN is petitioning IB to be an Admin and is pending the Board's obvious unanimous rejection vote at the shareholders meeting
" Anger Island " is now in the IB logarithms to prompt an immediate review of every post that uses the AI terminology
Subliminal Messages in the Banner Ads int he C8 General Section are AdviCing members to visit OT in hopes of incubating new regulars to replace those banished to the aforementioned AI
Teh Goon Squad Talifade recent resurrange in the New World Order of things has garnered extra scrutiny from the the Computer DiviSe Camera Spy logarithms to investigate any subversive activities to recruit core IB members nearing 20,000 posts and their 15 year Badge as prime Targets for " double agent " recruitment from AI's Elite Goon Squadron with offers and promo codes of discounted Barn Stalls and Barn Buck Signing Bonuses
Anyone offering video of GIF proof that the C5 Section does indeed induce one to whack their out nut sack with a ball peen hammer is immediate grounds for a stern warning in the Notification Bell thing at the top left Right Corner of the Subliminal Banner Ads
The next Board meeting is scheduled for Oct 3rd after Kewl Fiddy's Banishment ends. OT section will be live streaming on the Jumbo Tron eagerly awaiting his return. An overflow audience can watch on Pay Per View at the O&UB ( Onward and Upward Bar ) $15 at the Door with a 2 Drink Advance Minimum.
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You know what? I think you are one of them because you left out a couple things.
Rule 3,458a: All members are required to have electric rectal probes inserted into anus so when certain trigger words are used (for example "cocksucker, mother****er, tits") a 120V 10 amp shock is delivered immediately. (Knooger apparently has brought down his entire city's grid).
Rule87893b: If one posts more than three posts about farts per week, they are required to have their man boobs waxed within 6 days or get a permanent infraction on your permanent record, permanently.
Rule 8,4857: (also known as "Doug's Rule"
) if anyone says anything, always take the opposite position and defend it until either (a) death or (b) shitting one's pants.