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Old 06-01-2018, 7:03am   #9
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We were only 12 Americans within about a billion miles in the country Oman. I found out there was a gym and decided to go. I figured I'd wander over and get a little workout. I made the short walk and as I opened the front door, a tremendous funk of B-O and old gym shoe attacked. I swiftly closed the door and said fukk that.

*Plenty of Muslim dudes don't believe in personal hygiene and think B-O is a proud, manly smell. Even the wimmens get in on the water/soap avoidance. You haven't lived until it's about 120F with a slight wind and you're down wind of a Ninja Babe.
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