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Originally Posted by thecornerman
Well, went for lunch and the waitress bought me another beer.
Here it goes, not used to drinking this early
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I took off half day and am day drinking. Pretty sure my wife didn't know when my birthday was, but considering it is 2 days before our anniversary, you'd think she would remember. She probably forgot it along with giving me some booty.
Truthfully, I'm not sure why I stay married. I have being alone down to a science.