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"Try to look really shocked when you read this…
For some time, we’ve been sounding the alarm that criminals are attracted to Dodge muscle cars like moths to a flame or a feline to catnip. It’s like
they just can’t quit the allure of Mopars, what with their flashy looks, loads of power 
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I for one, don't think it's too late to change our focus of interest from Corvettes to Dodge muscle. Hooswithme?