Ok. First off, it’s way harder to set your house on fire than it seems. I swear it went out ten times. I ran out of gas and unfortunately cars DO burn really easy so I couldn’t get more.
I’ve used a hammer to punch about a thousand holes in the walls (unrelated to bug. Just bored).
I did throw everything in the office out the patio door. (Wife is pissed. I told her to get off her chair. She just got some scrapes since the office is on the second floor and the chair sort of protected her from the drop)
Now I need a nap. This isn’t over.
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