[OddBall]

...for a late supper and a beer. I got there a bit late and he was already at the bar talking shit to some bar-fly. (not bad lookin'). His back is to me, so I walk up, grab him by the shoulder and bellowed: "What're you doing with my wife!"

He about shit his britches, and she left.

I bought him dinner and a beer while he called me every name in the book.