[Aerovette]

Originally Posted by Mick

Late last summer, I was out for a run, and passed a group of high school girls training for cross country season (they were going the other way, not like I caught up to them and passed), and waved. One of the girls waved and said "Hi!", which I returned. As they were fading into the distance, I clearly heard one girl say "Who the **** was that? Does he even go to our school?" I laughed to myself and thought: "Honey, I'm old enough to be your Grandfather!"

I read this and realized there is no part of this story that could remotely happen to me. Not a single aspect of it.