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Originally Posted by Strats-N-Vettes
I imagine it went down like this:
Caller making appt.:
"we need to make an appt. to lessen the hideousness of her looks."
Salon owner thinking:
"I cannot believe the nerve of this witch who helped with the closing of my business."
Salon owner speaking out loud:
"yes; we'll make that appt. pronto."
Salon owner thinking and working:
"Yep; let me make sure all these camera lenses are clean and adjusted to get the best view of this two-faced hypocrite before I send out the vid to news agencies."
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Try it like this:
Pelosi aide: Hey, we're uh, um, Pelosi wants to get some cocaine for a house party she's having
Dealer: Sure, we can help her score, tell her to come on, and bring that fat cash with her.
Pelosi: Buys the coke
Dealer: Turns over camera footage of Pelosi scoring coke
Pelosi: "Bitch set me up!"
Marion Barry couldn't have done it any better.