[Little Red L98.]

Originally Posted by Mick

Maybe I haven't been "close to" enough women, but I can tell you that my wife puts on her make-up standing up in the bathroom mirror over the sink.

I stand while shaving, but it's in the shower, not over a sink.

Either my wife and I are "weird", or you're painting with a remarkably broad brush. I have a guess which it is.

I won’t say anything about Mademoiselle Mick but we all know you’re an uncultured heathen…sir.