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Originally Posted by Onebadcad
Nothing enters my body except beef, beer and scotch.
Wifey is on a kick that it is about time I get the camera-up-the-chute exam, I told her I am waiting on the virtual or multiple choice exam,,,
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The colonoscopy is not that bad either.
You shit yourself empty for an evening - don't wipe too much or too often, or you'll have a sore red eye.
First thing the next morning you go to the doctors office, all the ride there hoping you don't shit your pants.
Once you get to the doc's, its a wonderful 20 minute nap, you get some soda and crackers, fart, then you go to a diner and get a Grand Slam breakfast.