Good news, folks.
I got a GREAT deal on leasing the latest bar that recently closed down in CF.
Bring your own EVERYTHING. Self Service.
Lead-based paint chips are complimentary. Asbestos fixtures are on special: grab one, and get one free.
Want a mint julep? I think there's some mint growing out of the carpet behind that couch over there. At least... I'm
pretty sure it's mint.
Who needs a drink?
