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Originally Posted by 99 pewtercoupe
all set to take the "three AM call"
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"you have reached the white house situation room, we're napping presently, so please select your crisis category and leave a message
press 1 if you have been shot or bombed by ISIS
press 2 if you have been taken hostage
press 3 if you have declared war on the USA
press 4 if you wish to donate to my foundation (further details available)
press 5 if you want to report an airline hijacking
press 6 if you want your pet project funded by congress
press 7 if you are just plain worried about the state of the world
and finally,
press 8 if you want Bubba to handle your situation.
thanks for calling!"