We talked a month ago and I’m just checking in.
(No we didn’t so what are you checking on?
Hey, I just wanted to follow up. How are things going?
(Hey, I don’t give a flying rats ass what you want and none of your business)
I met you at one of your shows and wanted to get to know you.”
(I don’t give a shit what you want. Amd we probably did not meet because I have a database of everyone that has bought a ticket in the last five years..)
Beep. Boop. I’m a robot yapping about some shit...”
(Sigh. Why did I answer that call?”
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