[Munch]

OK fellas, here's the deal. The bikini contest was rigged. There was this well proportioned black haired girl who had burn marks on her from GB's eyeballs all day and another tall blonde who obviously had her masters in "shake dat ass" and they both lost to this cottage cheese coated black girl covered in jailhouse tatts (nothing against the cocoa, I'm down with the swirl). The crowd definitely picked the blonde but for some reason Ms. Country fresh won the show. No pics because I don't wanna be that pervy guy with the telephoto lens peepin all da ladies.