[Stangkiller]

Originally Posted by NEVRL8T

We have played two conference games so far and have lost them by a combined 110-10.

Well, the new bottom 10 list won't come out until the middle of this week...but currently ya'll are ranked #10

Originally Posted by http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/page/bottom10120926/unscripted-drama-all-bottom-10

1. Memphis 0-4 "Breaking Bad": It's cornered the market on depressing storylines, but Memphis is starting to give even the AMC series a run for its money. At least the Tigers get a break from the bad with a bye this week.

2. UMass 0-4 "Project Runway": UMass has yet to make it work in the win column but it has trotted out new outfits for each of its four losses. Michael Cox's front flip into the end zone earned the Minutemen extra style points, but the Bottom 10 bets Heidi Klum would have stuck the landing.

3. Idaho 0-4 "Big Bang Theory": We can debate the origins of Idaho's current state but it doesn't take a genius to know the Vandals missed a golden opportunity for a win against Wyoming.

4. Eastern Michigan 0-4 "Two And A Half Men": Le'Veon Bell must have felt like three or four men against the Eagles, and that wasn't a laugh track you heard -- it was the sound of Bell bruising Eagles defenders during his 253-yard romp.

5. Big MAC 0-4 "Top Chef": Sharpen your knives and enter the Bottom 10 kitchen. Today's special: a Big MAC sandwich with all the fixings. Mix in a little Hawkeyes, Jayhawks, Bulls and Huskies and bon appetit.

6. Kentucky 1-3 "Damages": The court of public opinion is quickly turning against Joker Phillips, and Wildcats fans are wondering if they can sue for damages. Too much might have already been done and it only figures to get worse: South Carolina is next.

7. Florida Atlantic 1-3 "House Of Lies": Can Alabama be beaten? FAU DE Cory Henry seems to think so, though it wasn't the Owls who proved him right. The Tide dealt FAU some hard truths in a 40-7 win.

8. Colorado State 1-3 "Mad Men": Smooth, suave, sophisticated. And then there's Colorado State. Even Don Draper couldn't have sold the Rams' last three losses as anything but bad, bad bad.

9. New Mexico State 1-3 "Game Of Thrones": Who can we trust in this game of thrones we play if not New Mexico? The Lobos beat the Aggies and have already matched Mike Locksley's 2½-year win total.

10. Arkansas 1-3 "Curb Your Enthusiasm": Larry David is always finding ways to put his foot in his mouth. Sound familiar? Enthusiasm has turned into despair in Fayetteville, but at least the decline hasn't been boring.