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Old 03-11-2021, 11:49am   #38
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Originally Posted by ThomasTheGiraffe View Post
"Hubbs" Cuck.
"Thicccc" Disgusting fatbody.
"Tiger stripes" Stretch marks.
"Sweet baby basket" Gunt.

In other words; I'm married but my husband won't touch me because I'm a disgusting fatbody. He couldn't care less if a get a little side action because it'll get me out of the house and away from him. My hobbies include eating and reading. I'm a mom but my child would rather walk ten miles home from school than having me pick him up as his friends will throw cheeseburgers at me.
Yep, you nailed it.
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