Aunt Myrtle was getting situated at the Assisted Living Facility when the nurses warned her about Old Ed, the horny old man in the apartment next to her.
Despite the warnings, Aunt Myrtle started talking to Old Ed, and through his persistence and charm, convinced Aunt Myrtle to do the deed.
As Aunt Myrtle was removing her clothing preparing for coitus, she says to Old Ed, "I have to warn you, I have Acute Angina" to which Old Ed responds, "Well I hope so, because the rest of you looks like shit"
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