A man is sitting at the bar, when a firefighter walks in.
"The usual cocksucker" the barman calls out.
"Hey cocksucker, hows it going?" another customer calls out.
Then the waitress says "hey cocksucker, nice to see you."
The guy turns to the fireman and says "Hope you don't mind me asking, but why do they call you cocksucker?"
The fireman turns to the guy and says "in the last year I've saved 11 people from burning buildings. 3 people from crashed cars, I've raised over half a million for the local charities, I play for the local football team and have scored over half the goals this season and I ran 3 marathons."
"Wow" says the man "your a bit of a local hero then! but why do they insult you?"
The fireman turns to the guy and says " I know, but you suck one little cock..."
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