Car Talk for Fathers of Daughters
The daughter asks her Dad, “Dad there is something that my boyfriend said to me, that I didn’t understand. He said that I have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper.”
Her Dad said, “You tell your boyfriend that if he opens your bonnet and tries to check your oil with his dipstick, I will tighten his nuts so hard that his headlights will pop out and he will start leaking out of his exhaust pipe!”
Shortest Prostate Exam Ever!!!
During my prostate exam I asked the doctor, Where should I put my pants?"
"Over there by mine" was not the answer I was looking for.
