[GTOguy]

From the 1974 Stealer's Wheel ditty, "Stuck in the Middle With You"

Well they call me Story Teller Stealth
I'm a baller with inherited wealth
The old lady kicked me out of the house
In my van I'm more a man than a mouse

Ocean's to the left of me, Moon Rocks to the right
Here I am, trolling the forum with you

Trolling the forum with you
I'm retired and have nothing to do
Been to China and I've walked on the moon
As for Mars, well I'll be goin' there soon

FBI is chasin' me--another cold dark night
Here I am, trolling the forum with you

Well I started off with gift money
And I'm proud that I'm a self-made man
And my Vette Barn friends come calling
And they slap me down a peg and say

Jeeeeeeez
Jeeeeeeez

Well I'm trying to troll as much as I can
All alone in my gray Amazon van
Is it cool to shoot my gun at the sky?
Para-sailers make me ****in' cry

Trumpers to the left of me
Haters to the right
Here I am, Trolling the forum with you

Well I started off with gift money
And I'm proud that I'm a self-made man
I'm a troller on the forum
And the Vette Barn folks all seem to say

Jeeeeeez
Jeeeeeez

Well my shitter's almost full in my van
And my oysters, well I'm down to one can
And my diesel, well she's runnin' quite low
FBI's here, so I gotta go

C-FOT put an end to me
So Vette Barn every night
Here I am, trolling the forum with you....