Horeee chit! I need a double espresso and a Xanax!
Just got done with a literal 2hr chit show.
I felt ill last night so took a benadryl.... which knocked me smooth out.
Dogs need to be let out before bed, especially our 16 year old elderly dog that has dementia and is deaf. She also has to be let out around 3am every am, which I do because hubs sleeps deep and never hears her pacing to go out.
Husband didn't feel like dealing with her last pm, so his BRILLIANT idea was to lock her in the laundry room so her "pacing" would not irritate him.
I hear her banging around at 6am. She had spewed accidents from every orifice of her body and then paced through it because she was a nervous wreck because she pottied/puked in the house.
After picking everything up with 2 rolls of paper towels that I could, I then mopped the floor ..................................4 times.
THEN, of course had to give the dog a shower because she had said CHIT/vomit all over her.
Of course hubs could not help because he had to get ready for his 8 am tee time.
P.S. Think he will know I am the one that smeared his new ProV golf balls and driver shaft with dog chit?
