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Originally Posted by Stangkiller
Well the last thing we need is an armed white American military intervening in the ghettos in Chicago. Let them sort themselves out, if they’re closer related to the UN than the us so be it.
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It would create quite the conundrum for Team Race Baiter.
Community Activist: Jesse! Al! Come quick!
Jesse Jackson: Yes, what is it?
Al Sharpton: Did the reparations check arrive?
Community Activist: Soldiers just shot an unarmed black man in Chicago!
Jesse Jackson: Cha-ching! Tell us more!
Community Activist: Two black guys were standing on a corner arguing about a drug deal...
Al Sharpton: You mean, a transaction for a minority-owned business?
Community Activist: Yes, sure. That.
Jesse Jackson: Go on, son. What next?
Community Activist: One guy started pummeling the other guy and stomping on him. The soldier ordered the aggressor several times to back away and, when the aggressor didn't comply, the soldier fired.
Al Sharpton: What happened to the brother who was shot?
Community Activist: He died on the way to the hospital.
Jesse Jackson: Was the ambulance white or black?
Community Activist: White with red stripes.
Jesse Jackson: I thought so. Racist ambulances letting our people die.
Al Sharpton: Who fired that shot? We need to hold the shooter and his entire organization accountable!! White devils!!
Community Activist: They are UN troops from Kenya.
Al Sharpton: I knew it! Those white Kentucky devils! Damn them to hell!
Community Activist: No, no. Kenya. The soldiers are from the Kenyan Army.
Jesse Jackson: Wait, what?
Community Activist: It's a UN unit of soldiers from Kenya.
Al Sharpton: How many white devils in that unit?
Community Activist: None.
Jesse Jackson: White commander, though, right? Ordered the shooting?
Community Activist: The UN unit is led by Captain Nago Kotswana.
Jesse Jackson: Umm... white uniforms?
Community Activist: No, sir, green uniforms and blue helmets.
Al Sharpton: Are they carrying white guns?
Community Activist: Black. The rifles are black.
Jesse Jackson: White bullets?
Community Activist: Copper jacket, lead core. No white.
Al Sharpton: Did they cover the body to wait for the coroner?
Community Activist: Yes, the soldiers placed a white sheet over the body to shie...
Al Sharpton: White devils!! I knew it!!
Jesse Jackson: Racist cover-up of white oppression!! Now we march!!